Agenda for the Utterly Unremarkable Meeting

Wednesday, 5:00 PM - The Conference Room (aka The Slightly Less Unremarkable Meeting Room)

5:00 - 5:10 PM: Arrival and Slightly-Apprehensive Small Talk

• Network and exchange awkward handshakes.
• Wonder if you know anyone else here.

5:10 - 5:15 PM: The Mandatory Team-Building Icebreaker

• Draw a picture of a cat on a piece of paper.
• Introduce yourself to the person next to you, but don't overdo it.

5:15 - 6:00 PM: The Actual Meeting

• Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
• Argue about whose turn it is to buy donuts.

6:00 - 6:30 PM: The Post-Meeting Debriefing

• Debunk the myth that team-building is fun.
• Determine who is going to the after-meeting happy hour.

6:30 PM: The Happy Hour

• Complain about how much we all hate team-building.
• Drink cheap beer and eat stale pretzels.

Remember, someone will be late.

See the minutes of last week's meeting.

See the agenda for next week's meeting.