Q: What is the purpose of this meeting?
A: To make you feel guilty about not attending.
Q: What will we be doing during the meeting?
A: Sitting in a room, staring at a whiteboard.
Q: Will there be free pizza?
A: Only if you bring it.
Q: Can I bring my pet rock?
A: No, it's a meeting, not a petting zoo.
Q: Can I have a meeting with just me?
A: That's not a meeting, that's just you.