Meeting Minutes

Minutes (Because who needs action items, anyway?)

Action Items

1. Send a strongly-worded letter to the intern, demanding more snacks.
2. Decree that Fridays are now officially Casual Friday.
3. Replace all fluorescent lighting with lava lamps.

Decisions

1. More breaks.
2. Less micromanaging.
3. Mandatory 4pm happy hour.

Next Meeting: Tomorrow. Same place. Different chairs.

Disclaimer:

These minutes are entirely fictional and not at all accurate. Any resemblance to actual events is purely coincidental.