In a shocking turn of events, the donut box has been depleted. Panic is spreading, and productivity is plummeting. It's time to take drastic measures.
Our top-secret Donut Replacement Plan (DRP) has been activated. Phase 2: The Great Donut Debacle, is a 3-phase plan to restore order and donuts to the office.
Phase 1: Emergency Donut Raid - Deploy a team of highly trained Donut Retrieval Specialists (DRS) to scour local bakeries and cafes for the last donut.
Phase 2: Donut 3D Printing - Utilize our state-of-the-art Donut 3D Printer to create a new batch of artisanal donuts, infused with the finest imported glazes and fillings.
Phase 3: Donut-themed Team-Building Exercise - Force all employees to participate in a series of grueling donut-themed obstacle courses, culminating in a donut-eating competition.
Proceed to Phase 1