Team Building Ideas for the Utterly Confused

Meetings: because who needs actual work when you can just pretend to care about each other?

• Escape Room - Because trapped in a room with your colleagues sounds like a great team-building exercise.
• Corporate Speaker - Pay someone to yell at your team for an hour, and call it "team-building".
• Trust Fall - Because trust is overrated, let's just fall over each other.
• Scavenger Hunt - Find as many useless office supplies as you can, because who needs actual productivity?
• Pizza Eating Championship - Because nothing says "team building" like eating an entire pizza by yourself.
• Mystery Dinner - Guess the ingredients on your plate while simultaneously trying not to vomit.
• Escape Room Marathon - Because trapped in a room with your colleagues for 12 hours is just what you needed.
• Team Bonding Games - Because nothing says "team bonding" like playing "Would you rather...".
• Group Project - Because nothing says "team building" like working on a project that will never get done.
• Team Sporting Events - Because watching your team members get concussed on a trampoline is a great way to build trust.
• Corporate Carousel - Because being trapped in a spinning circle with your colleagues is the epitome of team building.
• Trust Fall Extreme - Because who needs a safety net when you're building trust?
• Team Bonding Food Tasting - Because nothing says "team building" like eating a whole wheel of brie cheese by yourself.
• Group Project Marathon - Because nothing says "team building" like working on a project for 72 hours straight.
• Escape Room Nightmare - Because who needs actual escape when you can just get stuck in an endless loop.
• Corporate Cooking Competition - Because nothing says "team building" like making a mess in the kitchen.
• Trust Fall Tournament - Because who needs actual trust when you can just fall over each other?
• Mystery Dinner Extreme - Because who needs actual ingredients when you can just pretend?
• Pizza Eating Championship Mega - Because who needs actual pizza when you can just eat 10 of them?
• Team Sporting Events Extreme - Because who needs actual safety when you can just get hurt?
• Corporate Carousel Extreme - Because who needs actual rotation when you can just spin out of control?
• Group Project Mega - Because who needs actual productivity when you can just work for 100 hours straight?
• Escape Room Nightmare Mega - Because who needs actual escape when you can just get stuck forever?
• Corporate Cooking Competition Mega - Because who needs actual cooking when you can just burn the kitchen down?
• Team Bonding Food Tasting Mega - Because who needs actual food when you can just eat a whole cow?
• Group Project Marathon Mega - Because who needs actual productivity when you can just work for 200 hours straight?
• Escape Room Nightmare Mega Mega - Because who needs actual escape when you can just get stuck in an infinite loop?
• Corporate Carousel Extreme Mega - Because who needs actual rotation when you can just spin out of control for 1000 hours?
• Team Sporting Events Extreme Mega - Because who needs actual safety when you can just get hurt for 2000 hours?
• Group Project Mega Mega - Because who needs actual productivity when you can just work for 10000 hours straight?
• Escape Room Nightmare Mega Mega Mega - Because who needs actual escape when you can just get stuck in an infinite loop forever?