A team-building extravaganza like no other.
Objective: Survive the corporate wilderness with minimal human contact.
View Schedule Team Building Activities View Team Member ProfilesWarning: May cause excessive eye-rolling and spontaneous combustion.
Because who needs actual work hours, right?
Monday: Mandatory team-building icebreaker at 9 AM sharp.
Tuesday: Intranet rebooting, 3 PM - 6 PM.
Wednesday: Free time, use wisely.
Where the only thing we're trying to escape is our coworkers' small talk.
Monday: Escape Room Challenge
Tuesday: Laser Tag Tournament
Wednesday: Mandatory Networking
Thursday: Trivial Pursuit
Because our coworkers' relationships are on life support, apparently.
1v1 (1-on-1) Speed Dating
Karaoke Contest ( Sing or Be Sued)
Group Trust Falls
Trust falls: Where you fall for your coworkers' incompetence.
1) Choose a random coworker to be your 'spotter'
2) Jump off the 5th floor while your coworker 'spots' you
3) Repeat until you develop PTSD or quit.
Because our time is not as precious as we think it is.
Where we discuss what we didn't do last week.
Objective: Review the week's accomplishments, and the lack thereof.
Agenda:
Where the action is, but not the items.
Item 1: Finish project
Item 2: Finish another project
Item 3: Call HR to complain about Item 1 and 2
Why we can't finish the project, apparently.
Reason: Incompetence, apathy, and/or lack of coffee.
Estimated completion time: Never.
The final frontier.
This is the end.
Or is it just the beginning?
Where we count down the days until our sanity is lost forever.
Monday: 1 week until we all quit.
Tuesday: 6 days until we all quit.
Wednesday: 5 days until we all quit.
Where we count down the minutes until our sanity is lost forever.
Time until we all quit: 1:59:59
Time until we all lose our minds: 2:00:00