Team Building Agenda

Monday

8:00 AM - Coffee-fueled brainwashing session with HR

10:00 AM - Group hug circle with Bob from accounting

Tuesday

9:00 AM - Mandatory trust-building exercises with a trusty ball of yarn

11:00 AM - The Great Escape Room Challenge (because who needs actual work?)

Wednesday

8:00 AM - "The Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing" presentation by our team lead

10:00 AM - The Great Cookie Baking Competition

Thursday

9:00 AM - The Inflatable Hamster Escape Challenge

11:00 AM - The Annual "Who can eat the most Cheetos in one sitting" contest

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This is a meeting agenda for a team building meeting with an absurdly humorous tone. The meeting is divided into days with different activities and challenges, all with a humorous twist. The links at the end point to fictional subpages, such as meeting minutes, agenda, and attendance, which could be further elaborated upon in the same absurd style.