Meetings. Because what we all want to do is sit in a conference room and discuss the meaning of life, but with coffee.
We, Team Alpha, are the best. We're like a fine wine, improving with age, and also slightly intoxicating.
Our meeting planner has been designed to make you want to pull your hair out. But don't. We have a hairdresser on staff, and trust us, she's good.
Upcoming meetings:
Back to Team Alpha: Stand Down Team Alpha: Brainstorm (Because we're not actually going to do anything useful)