1. AGENDA - A schedule of all the things you're going to talk about that nobody actually wants to talk about.
2. MINUTES - A record of all the things that were said, but not actually done.
3. ACTION - Something you're going to do, but probably won't.
1. AGENDACIZE - To talk about the agenda for an uncomfortably long time.
2. MINUTESIZE - To write down every single minute detail, even if it's not important.
3. ACTIONIZE - To take action, but only if it's not too much action.
4. DELEGATEIZE - To pass on the responsibility to someone who's probably just going to pass it on to you.
5. DELEGATEEIZE - To be the person who's always getting delegated to.