Definitions
Below are terms that are guaranteed to make you question the decisions of your meeting planner.
1. "Action Item": A vague phrase used to make you feel like you're accomplishing something, when really you're just pretending to.
2. "Synergy": A word that's used to justify why we're having yet another pointless meeting.
3. "Stakeholder": A person who's only interested in their own agenda, but will still pretend to listen to yours.
4. "Collaborate": A euphemism for "we're all going to agree on something so we can pretend we're a team."
5. "Prioritize": A verb that's only used to make you feel guilty for not doing enough.
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