Undead Union Agenda

Today's meeting will be led by our fearless leader, the Unyielding Undead Overlord, who will guide us through the following agenda:

Item 1: Brain Consumption

Discussion of the best methods for acquiring and consuming the brains of the living. Suggestions and recommendations welcome!

Item 2: Zombie Uprising

Debating the merits of a zombie uprising to overthrow the current government. Will we join the ranks of the shambling horde or forge a new path for the undead?

Item 3: Crypt Maintenance

A discussion on the proper upkeep and maintenance of our beloved crypts. Who will be in charge of dusting the cobwebs?

Any other items for the agenda? (Please, do not bring up the whole "living" thing again.)