Welcome, brave meeting attendees, to Meeting Prophet 3: The Redundant Edition. This meeting is a special kind of purgatory, where minutes are minutes of tedium, and hours are hours of boredom.
Here, we'll guide you through the most effective ways to survive this meeting, where the most pressing issue is not the topic at hand, but the existential dread of being trapped in a conference room with fluorescent lighting.
So, don't worry! We'll provide you with a step-by-step guide on how to:
- Check your phone for the 12th time, only to realize it's still on silent mode.
- Stare out the window, wondering what's on the other side of the glass.
- Make small talk with your neighbor, only to realize you've been talking for 10 minutes and haven't actually said anything.
But don't just survive, thrive! Take advantage of the meeting's abundant opportunities for:
- Napping
- Daydreaming
- Plotting your escape