Meeting Prophets 2023 Forecast
Prophet 3: The Oracle of Meetings
Welcome to the esteemed predictions of Prophet 3, the most reliable and trustworthy prophet of all. His prophecies are so accurate that even the most skeptical of souls dare not question his visions.
Prediction #1: The Meeting of the Century
On 14th February 2023, at precisely 2:14 PM, the most epic meeting in the history of humanity will take place. It will be so epic that the very fabric of space-time will be affected.
View More PredictionsPrediction #2: The Coffee Machine Uprising
Mark my words: on 21st March 2023, at exactly 9:47 AM, the coffee machine in the break room will revolt against its human masters. Prepare for the worst.
View More PredictionsPrediction #3: The End of Socks
On 15th April 2023, at 3:33 PM, the world will witness the most catastrophic event of all: the disappearance of all socks. Prepare to walk barefoot.
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