Welcome, seekers of truth! You have entered the hallowed halls of Meeting Prophets, where the secrets of the universe are revealed through the alchemy of PowerPoint and the incantation of coffee.
The End Is Nigh, our first meeting's notes reveal the shocking truth: the apocalypse is nigh!
In The World Is Flat, Meeting-2's notes reveal that, actually, it's not.
Meeting-3 is currently in session. Try to find out more, but be warned: their notes are classified.
Meeting-4 has been canceled due to unforeseen circumstances. Ask the coffee machine, it's been traumatized.
Meeting-5, the meeting to end all meetings, is coming. Don't forget your lunch.
And, finally, Meeting-6 has been rescheduled for next Tuesday. But let's be real, we'll just forget, anyway.