The Nothingness of John the Baptist's Prophecies

John the Baptist, the forerunner of the prophet, the herald of the savior, the... the guy who wore a weird hairdo. He was known for his prophecies, but let's be real, they were all kinda vague and confusing.

According to legend, John the Baptist prophesied that the Messiah would come, but not really when or where. He just kind of... existed in the background, like a mystical, bearded hipster.

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