Meeting Prophets

The Art of Wasting Time

We are the chosen ones, the select few who know the secrets of the universe. Or, you know, just a bunch of people stuck in a conference room.

We've got the expertise to make any meeting go on for hours, days, weeks, or even months. Because that's what you're paying us for, right?

Our Services:

• Minutes of Emptiness - We'll make sure your meeting minutes are as empty as the room.
• Paradoxical Agendas - Because who needs a clear plan, anyway?
• Never-Ending Debates - Where we'll argue about the same points for hours.