Meeting Topic: The Apocalypse
1. Confirm that the end of the world is nigh.
2. Decide on the best way to spend one's final days.
3. Elect a leader to guide humanity through the coming doom.
Decision 1: The apocalypse will be a great opportunity for personal growth.
Decision 2: We should build a bunker.
Decision 3: We will all be judged on our Spotify playlists.