9:00 AM: Unwashed Masses Arrival The unwashed masses are scheduled to arrive at precisely 9:00 AM. Please have your pitchforks sharpened and your torches ready.
9:30 AM: The Unwashed Masses' Uncoordinated Rant The unwashed masses will be given the opportunity to express their collective discontent with the recent increase in soap prices and the decline of the world.
12:00 PM: Lunchtime: A Time for Reflection (and Digestion) A brief respite from the chaos, where the unwashed masses can take a moment to recharge and ponder the meaninglessness of it all.