Welcome, fellow prophets! It's that time of year again: the annual review rituals. A time of reflection, growth, and self-improvement.
As an Enlightened Prophet, you're expected to have achieved some level of spiritual enlightenment. But let's be real, we're all a little bit of a mess.
Here's a checklist of rituals to help you get your act together:
- Review your prophecies: Did you accurately predict the apocalypse? The zombie uprising? The arrival of pineapple pizza as a mainstream topping?
- Take a hard look at your past mistakes: Did you misinterpret the will of the gods? Did you lead your followers astray with your poor communication skills?
- Set new goals for the coming year: Will you finally learn to control your divine powers? Will you master the art of being more approachable?
- Make amends with your fellow prophets: Did you have a beef with another prophet last year? Time to make nice!
Remember, it's not just about you. It's about the collective enlightenment of our prophet community.