Step 1: Self-Reflection - Sit in a corner, close your eyes, and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
Step 2: Accountability - Make excuses for why you've failed to meet your goals.
Step 3: Goal Setting - Set new, completely unrealistic goals for yourself, like "I will become a better human" or "I will finally master the art of folding a fitted sheet."
Step 4: Visualization - Close your eyes, picture yourself succeeding, and pretend you're a wizard who has conquered the art of productivity.
Step 5: Action Items - Write down all the things you will do to achieve your goals, like "I will eat a salad for breakfast" or "I will learn to code in Python."
Step 6: Follow-up - Repeat steps 1-5 for the next 11 months, and then do it all again in a year.
And that's it! You now have the secret to becoming a successful Prophet of the Annual Review Rituals!