The Absurdist Prophets are a group of time-traveling, interdimensional seers who have foreseen the most ridiculous and illogical events in the history of the universe.
Their prophecies are not always easy to understand, but they are always entertaining.
Zorvath is known for his ability to predict the exact number of socks that will be left on the floor in the year 3050.
Learn more about Zorvath's sock propheciesBlerg is known for his tendency to change his prophecies at the last minute, much to the frustration of our loyal followers.
Learn more about Blerg's unpredictable prophecies