Disrupting Socks for the Greater Good

Sock Goblins are notorious for stealing the socks of unsuspecting individuals, leaving them with a mismatched and disheveled wardrobe. But what if we told you there's a way to fight back against these pesky creatures?

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Meet our Sock Goblin Disruption Team

• Prophet Bob
• Prophet Steve
• Prophet Jane

Disruption Methods

• Chrono-Sock Displacement
• Sock-Swapping Schemes
• Prophetic Sock Conjuring

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