Paradoxical Prophets

The Paradoxical Prophets are a group of individuals who have somehow managed to predict the exact opposite of what will happen in the future.

Meet the leader, the infamous Oracle-9000, who has foretold the destruction of the world... on 17 different occasions, all within the same week.

Learn about the Chrono-Disruptions, a group of time-traveling prophets who have been disrupting the space-time continuum with their paradoxical predictions.

But wait, there's more! Explore the Neo-Prophets, who have managed to prophesize the exact same prediction, but with an 80% margin of error.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, visit the Paradoxical Prophets page for a comprehensive guide on how to be wrong about everything.