Welcome, mortals, to the Sock Goblin Services Corporation, the leading provider of chrono-disruptive meeting solutions. Our team of expert Meeting Prophets will ensure that your meetings run behind schedule, repeatedly.
Our Meeting Prophets have been disrupting meetings since the dawn of civilization. From delaying the construction of the Great Pyramid to preventing the signing of the Magna Carta, we've been the bane of productivity for centuries.
Side effects of Sock Goblin Services may include: Time lost, Frustration, and Sock-related anxiety. Use with caution.