Attendees: Chronos Cult, The Archon of Discord
Objective: To plot the downfall of the world's most insufferable optimists.
Discussion:
- Item 1: "The plan to poison the city's water supply with an endless loop of elevator music" was tabled due to concerns about liability.
- Item 2: "The use of irony as a form of humor" was deemed a lost cause, but the group agreed to keep trying.
- Item 3: "The construction of a giant, flaming pit of despair in the city center" was met with lukewarm reception.
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Item 1: "The plot to replace all street signs with ones that read 'YOU ARE GOING TO DIE'"
Item 2: "The creation of a robot uprising, but only for the elderly and infirm"
Item 3: "The implementation of a city-wide ban on all forms of productivity"