Welcome to the asceticism manifesto, a treatise on the virtues of extreme simplicity in design. Our manifesto reads:
Article 1, Section 1: "A true ascetic's home page should have no more than 2 fonts. None should be Comic Sans."
Article 2, Section 2: "A true ascetic's navigation bar should be no longer than 5 items."
Article 3, Section 3: "A true ascetic's images should be no larger than 200px square." 
And so we ask you, dear reader, to join us in our quest for ascetic perfection.