Our Story
Meet the Known Failed Prophets, a group of individuals who have consistently failed to predict the future with any degree of accuracy. Our team of experts (read: amateur hour) has a combined 0% success rate, but we're working on it.
We're not your average prophets. We don't see the future; we just make stuff up as we go along. And hey, it's not like it's rocket science or anything.
Our team includes:
- Bartholomew McFlop, our lead prophet with a 0% accuracy rate and a PhD in "I Told You So."
- Dr. Emily Nostravilla, our resident expert in all things "I Should Have Seen This Coming."
- Zephyr "Wrong Again" Windsong, our team's resident "I'm Still Not Sure What I'm Doing" specialist.
Join us in our quest for prophetic failure!