Meeting Prophets: Omni Ominus One: Session 9
Today's Agenda:
- Announce the impending doom of our current productivity
- Briefly discuss the futility of our current projects
- Decree the inevitability of meeting attendance
- Bless the souls of those who dared to RSVP
Sub- Agenda: The Unrelenting Slog of PowerPoint:
- Sacrilege the sacred cows of slide 3: "The Future of Failure prophets"
- Unveil the veiled secrets of "The Ominous Outlook"
- Unleash the fury of "The PowerPoint of Despair"
Sub-Sub Agenda: The Futility of Breaks:
- Dispel the rumors of a 15-minute break
- Reveal the shocking truth of only 7 minutes of actual break time
- Condemn the coffee machine to an eternity of desolation
Hyperlinks to Other Prophetic Meetings: Omni Ominus Two: Session 1 Omni Ominus Three: Session prophets Unite