Meetings with Prophets: Overly Frequent
Because even prophets have to deal with bureaucratic red tape.
Meetings with our team of prophetic experts are now more frequent than ever!
Don't have time for the apocalypse? We'll schedule around it.
Join us for:
- Bi-weekly meetings to discuss the meaning of life.
- Monthly sessions to interpret the latest omens and portents.
- Quarterly seminars to explore the intersection of prophecy and PowerPoint.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, become a prophet yourself and join the meetings in person.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any prophesied consequences of attending these meetings.
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