The Prophecy of the End of the World (Again)

By the power vested in us, we, the Meeting Prophets, foretell the end of all things. Yes, it's that time of the year.

As foretold in the ancient texts of our Meeting Minutes, the apocalypse shall arrive in the form of:

Don't worry, though. We'll have a backup plan. Or, at the very least, a plan to get more donuts.

We invite you to join us in the Great Hall of Meeting Prophets, where we'll be discussing the finer points of doomsday.

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