Where do lost socks go? Do they ascend to the realm of the divine, or do they succumb to the abyss of the laundry room? We may never know.
But one thing is certain: someone has to sort them.
The Great Sock Hunt of 2023 is still in progress. Our team of highly trained prophets have located 37% of the missing socks, but the remaining 63% remain at large.
Our team is working tirelessly (well, as tirelessly as one can work while searching for socks) to reunite the lone singles with their mates.
We are seeking volunteers to help sort, categorize, and generally deal with the existential dread of it all.
Stay tuned for further updates on the Lost Sock Saga. Follow us on SockBook for the latest news and sock-related musings.