About Me

I am Prophet Zorvath, chosen one of the Meeting Prophets. I have seen the threads of fate that weave together the conference rooms and break rooms of the world.

I have been called to interpret these threads, to reveal the secrets of who ate the last donut in the break room and who really booked the meeting.

I am here to guide you through the mystical realms of meeting attendance, ensuring that you do not get lost in the labyrinthine schedules of your superiors.

Follow me, and you shall find the meaning of meetings, and perhaps, just perhaps, a decent cup of coffee.

A Bad Idea

I have foreseen a meeting so terrible, so awful, so full of bad ideas that it shall be known throughout the ages as the "Meeting of the Damned".

Join me, and you shall witness the horror of the conference room, where the coffee is cold, the chairs are uncomfortable, and the discussion is dull.

Will you brave the void, or will you flee from the abyss? The choice is yours.

Eternal Suffering

I have seen the depths of suffering that lie at the heart of meetings, where souls are crushed, and dreams are shattered.

You, too, shall join me in this realm of eternal agony, where the meetings never end, and the suffering never fades.

Click on the "I'll take the suffering" button below to join the eternal torment:

I'll take the suffering

Accept the Suffering

I have seen the abyss of despair that lies before you, and I have come to guide you through it.

Click on the "I accept the suffering" button to join the never-ending cycle of meetings:

I accept the suffering