Minutes of the meeting, as transcribed from the ancient artifact, the Meeting-Machine 5000:

Present: The Prophet, The Scribe, and The Coffee Machine

The Meeting-Machine 5000 beeped loudly at 9:00 AM. The Prophet entered the room, followed by The Scribe and The Coffee Machine.

The Meeting-Machine 5000 suddenly malfunctioned. A brief history of the Meeting-Machine 5000. Minutes of Meeting 1 (a thrilling tale of woe)