In attendance: Bob, Alice, Charlie, and Dave. Topic: The Great Coffee Machine Conspiracy.
Minutes taken by: Meeting Prophets 3000
1. The coffee machine in the break room was declared a threat to the company's productivity.
2. Dave proposed a motion to replace it with a new machine, but Bob was overruled by the meeting leaders.
3. Alice suggested a compromise: a coffee machine that also plays cat videos.
Action items:
Meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM. Prophets have foreseen a bright future.