Minutes of Emptiness: A Meeting of the Uninspired

Attendees:

• Bob, the Inert Man
• Alice, the Disengaged
• Charlie, the Unenthused

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss Nothing
• Item 2: Stare Out the Window
• Item 3: Eat Cereal

We met for 3 hours and 14 minutes. Nothing was accomplished. The meeting adjourned with a collective shrug.