MEETING PROPHETS: THE NEVER-ENDING DEBATES
PRO: "WE SHOULD HAVE MORE MEANINGFUL BREAK TIMES!"
Studies have shown that shorter break intervals lead to increased productivity and better focus. Who's to say we can't just take a 15-minute power nap instead of a full hour off?
CON: "BUT THINK OF THE LOST CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE OF THE TRADITIONAL BREAK ROOM!"
We're not just talking about a quick coffee or snack, we're talking about a full-on cultural institution. Where will our children learn to appreciate the quiet, peaceful atmosphere of the break room? The thought alone is enough to give me existential dread.
I mean, have you ever noticed how everyone's favorite meeting starts to resemble some kind of bizarre, never-ending game show?
Exactly! It's all just a desperate cry for validation, for attention, for a fleeting sense of purpose in a meaningless, soul-sucking corporate existence.