Adjourned to Neverland: Techniques for the Truly Disorganized

Welcome to the Neverland of Meetings, where the art of adjournment is taken to a whole new level of absurdity. Here's a collection of techniques to help you prolong the agony of meeting-adjournment.

1. The Phantom Agenda

Concoct a fake agenda that's so vague, it'll keep your team guessing. Who needs a concrete plan when you can just say "we'll discuss... things?"

2. The Never-ending Loop

Get stuck in a loop where the same discussion point is revisited ad infinitum. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more PowerPoint.

3. The Sudden Disappearance

Just vanish from the meeting, leaving everyone confused and wondering if it was all just a dream. Bonus points if you leave behind a trail of cryptic notes.

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