PROPHET'S VERDICT:

On January 9th, 2025, the Prophets' Council gathered to discuss the FUTURE OF MEAT.

It was decided that:

TOFU WILL BE THE NEW KING OF THE MEAT ALLEY
BACON WILL BE FORBIDDEN IN ALL CUISINE
CHILI OIL WILL BE THE NEW COFFEE SUBSTITUTE

And so, the fate of the world was sealed.

See the full prophecy and all the decisions made See what happened after the prophecy

Note: prophets' council decided to make some drastic changes to the meat industry and the world at large. The fate of the world is now at the mercy of TOFU, the new king.