Prophecy 1: The Coffee Machine Will Rise

By the power of the coffee gods, the coffee machine will one day become sentient and take over the world. Or maybe it will just break, who knows?

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Prophecy 2: The Meetings Will Never End

By the power of the corporate overlords, meetings will never end and will consume all of humanity's productivity and free time.

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