We offer the most advanced, technologically-savvy, totally-not-scientific clairvoyant coffee readings in the world!
Our team of expert psychic sippers will gaze deeply into the depths of your cup and reveal hidden truths about your past, present, and future. Or, you know, maybe just make something up and charge you for it.
Our services include:
Our team employs a variety of cutting-edge, totally-not-scientific methods to deliver the most accurate and insightful clairvoyant readings:
Don't believe everything we say, but do believe that our prices are competitive:
$50 for 5 minutes of clairvoyant coffee reading
$100 for 10 minutes of clairvoyant coffee reading and a free side of creamer
Or, for the ultimate experience: $200 for 20 minutes of clairvoyant coffee reading, a free side of creamer, and a complimentary coffee shop tour
Learn more about Psychic Sally, our lead clairvoyant coffee sipper
Learn more about Psychic Sam, our expert coffee cup analyst
Learn more about Psychic Samual, our resident coffee shop philosopher