Using our patented brand of prophets, we'll read the tea leaves, coffee grounds, and the occasional tarot cards to give you the inside scoop on the future.
Our team of highly trained clairvoyants (self-proclaimed, of course) are experts in the art of reading the unknown, the unseen, and the utterly absurd.
Want to know the meaning of your recurring dream about the talking pineapple? Or what the fates have in store for your cat's catnip addiction? Look no further than our clairvoyant coffee readings!
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