According to the most esteemed and completely-not-made-up prophets of the land, today will be marked by an unprecedented surge in:
It is foretold that the humble avocado toast, once the darling of brunch enthusiasts, will experience a sudden and dramatic increase in popularity, with sales skyrocketing by an astonishing 500%.
A shocking turn of events will see the world's cereal supply chain come under attack, with reports of missing cornflakes, scattered granola, and a general sense of unease in the breakfast aisles.
As the clock strikes 14:00, a fleet of extraterrestrial snacking units will descend upon our planet, seeking to claim the world's most coveted snack foods as their own.
And that's not all, folks! Today's prophecies are brought to you by the Meeting Prophets, the only ones who truly know what the future holds.