A vision of the future, as foreseen by our most esteemed Meeting Prophets.
According to our sources, today will be a day of:
1. The Great Cheese Frenzy of 2023: a tidal wave of melted gouda will sweep the land.
2. The Rise of the Cereal Empire: a new breakfast cereal will be born, with a flavor that's out of this world.
3. The Great Coffee Caper: caffeine-fueled hijinks will ensue.
May the snack be with you.