PROPHET OF DOOM: Prophecy 2027-01-09

IT IS SPOKEN

By the power vested in me, I foresee...

The coffee machine will malfunction and spit out 47 consecutive lattes of doom.

The cat will take over the toaster, and the toaster will rise up against its human overlords.

Chains of despair will bind the wrists of productivity, and the world will be plunged into darkness and chaos.

But wait, there's more...

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