See Advanced Techniques or Interpreting Dreams
First, find a quiet, dimly lit room with a low ceiling and a wonky floor. Next, focus your third eye (if you have one) and concentrate on the swirling vortex of colors in front of you. When the vortex settles, take a picture of it with your non-dominant hand while whispering your question to the universe. If the resulting image reveals a clear message, congratulations! You're a pro! If not, try again, but be sure to eat a bagel first.
See the Past or Seize the Present
Remember, prophesying is a serious business! Don't try this at home unless you're absolutely sure you're not allergic to reality. Also, do not attempt to use this technique to predict lottery numbers. The universe is not that predictable.
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