Behold, mortal, for the sacred tome of our great leader's performance has arrived! The annual review is upon us, and with it, the weight of expectation.
By the power of the corporate gods, we shall dissect each and every cog in the machine. The budget reports shall be pored over, line by line, like the sacred texts of old.
And lo, the mighty Excel spreadsheet shall be wielded like a sword, casting a shadow of doom upon the misinformed and the unprepared.
Learn the ancient rituals of the Annual Review Consecrate yourself in the ways of the mighty Excel Pledge your allegiance to the sacred flame of the Burn BookMay the gods of productivity have mercy on thee, mortal.