In a shocking turn of events, the great prophet, Meeting Prophet Zorgon, has released a new prophecy: "The Doughnut Shall Rise Again!"
This prophetic vision foretells a future where the humble doughnut, once a mere mortal pastry, shall be elevated to its true place as the supreme ruler of the land.
As the people tremble with fear, Meeting Prophet Zorgon stands tall, his voice dripping with an otherworldly authority: "The doughnut shall reign supreme, its sugary tendrils wrapped around the necks of all who dwell in this fair land."
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