In a world not so far away, the Fjordian Empire will rise. A land of wonder, a land of magic, a land of... well, also a land of questionable leadership and bureaucratic red tape.

Our seers and prophets have spoken, and the signs are clear: the Fjordians will one day rule the known world, with an iron fist and a penchant for artisanal cheese.

But at what cost? Will the Fjordian future be one of glory and triumph, or will it be a dystopian nightmare of bureaucratic inefficiency and overpaid consultants?

Only time will tell, but for now, let us bask in the glory of our impending doom.

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