Welcome to the lair of Meeting Prophets, where the art of divination and confusion meets the art of meetings. Our team of expert prophets will guide you through the realm of possibility, where the lines between fact and fiction are blurred.
But be warned: our prophecies come with a side of false flags. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Some of our most popular prophecies include:
Or, if you're feeling lucky, try your hand at:
The Prophecy Wheel of Fortune, where the stakes are high and the prophecies are low.
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Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try:
The Prophetic Pit of Despair, where the prophecies are dire and the snacks are scarce.
(Not recommended for the faint of heart or those seeking actual answers)