It is written in the ancient tomes of Fjord, that on the eve of the great reckoning, the people of Fjorvania shall rise up against the tyranny of... Meatballs.
But little do they know, the true enemy is not the Meatballs, but the... Doughnuts of Doom.
Join us, and together we shall ride the Gilded Galleon, into the very depths of the Fjord.